I will never get married to the head of General Motors. I will never be the wife of a superstar. For those women, their lives are somebody else's. I will never be a Mrs. Blabidyblah!
I had a second birth when my soul and my body loved one another and were married.
Getting married is the boldest and most idealistic thing that most of us will ever do.
I found the right man, got married, and just had to keep not reinventing myself, just deciding that it doesn't matter what you are if you are a good person.
With twice his wits, she had to see things through his eyes -- one of the tragedies of married life.
I was schooled at home, then didn't go to university because I married when I was 17. I didn't go into work until late in my life.
The best place to find material is in real life. I've always maintained that it's not until the mid-20s that you have enough of a life to draw from. There's nothing better for a comic than to go through some bad stuff - and some good stuff, like getting married.
A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but now works so she doesn't have to get married.
Wen you're a married man, Samivel, you'll understand a good many things as you don't understand now; but vether it's worth while goin' through so much to learn so little, as the charity-boy sand ven he go to the end of the alphabet, it's a matter of taste.
You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.
It makes me cry because it means that fewer and fewer people are believing it's cool to want what I want, which is to be married and have kids and love each other in a monogamous, long-lasting relationship.
To be married to a good woman is to live with tender surprise.
I have a weird vision of relationships because my parents have known each other since second grade, and they got married right out of college.
I had a high-flying career. Never wanted to get married. All I wanted to do was have some fun.
When I got married for the third time, and I had children from my other marriage there, that's what I said when it came time in the ceremony for me to say something. I said, "I'm grateful to everybody that participated, everybody that participated in my life that got me to this moment. And everything was dead-right because everything is right now. "
But once you buy a company, you are married. You are married to that company.
50% of all married people are women
["When are you getting married" in Everybody Loves Somebody] is funny because it's put on by women and men. Society makes women feel like, oh, you're getting old.
So I began to think maybe it was true that when you were married and had children it was like being brainwashed, and afterward you went about as numb as a slave in a totalitarian state.
It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.