I'm not proud of having been married -I've had five affairs, all of them real wingdings. I've enjoyed every goddamned minute of them, but sooner or later I've outgrown every one of them, and when I did I got fed up and threw them out. If they can't keep up with me, the hell with them.
I'm glad I haven't married - I crave excitement.
They can get married. They can marry a man if they're a woman. Or they can marry a woman if they're a man.
I would not have married Dan Quayle had I not thought he was an equal to me.
The business of Mr. Bennett's life was to keep his daughters alive. The business of Mrs. Bennett's was to get them married.
I feel lucky because most of my friends aren't married. So I don't feel that, 'oh, step on it, you're thirty. '
We all like indie directors - heck, I even married one. . . but we're divorced now.
I may chance have some odd quirks and remnants of wit broken on me, because I have railed so long against marriage: but doth not the appetite alter? a man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age. Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the career of his humour? No, the world must be peopled. When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.
Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.
I like being married, but it was never something I felt I had to do.
I don't give a bleep if gays get married. That's just a contract, and that's between them and God. That ain't up to me to play God on that.
Noah, if we were to get married, you couldn't date anymore.
When I get married, I want to be really married
If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he married.
Turn, O backsliding children, saith the Lord; for I am married unto you.
When you get married you forget about kissing other women.
I may not have married for very sound reasons, but money was the least of them.
The truth is, the notion that gay marriage is harmful to marriage, is sort of mind-boggling, because these are people trying to get married. But it seems to me, if you want to defend marriage against something, defend it against divorce.
I'll tell you what divorce hasn't taught me. It didn't teach me not to get married again.
It is very difficult for any couple who are married if both people are ambitious. I don't know if it's just too hard to be married to a woman that wants to be a movie star.