Los Angeles is like San Diego's older, uglier sister that has herpes.
Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.
Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be. . . herpes.
Can you ever “solve” poverty? Can you ever “solve” crime? Can you ever “solve” disease, unemployment, war, or any other societal herpes? Hell no.
Participation trophies are the soul herpes of a generation.
Pot is to narcotics what herpes is to social diseases; it doesn't count cos it's not really dangerous and it's too easy to get.
If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.
E-mails are the new herpes: You never get rid of them.
The thing about glitter is if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever. Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
. . . it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything, up to and including herpes, is better than being bored.
I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.
Kissing's no fun when you have herpes
I'm kinda like herpes, I just keep coming back.
