Everybody knows how lazy he is. One day the neighbors saw Fang mow the lawn and I got three Get Well cards.
You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.
I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
In trading investing it's not about how much you make, but how much you don't lose
God formed us for His pleasure, and so formed us that we as well as He can in divine communion enjoy the sweet and mysterious mingling of kindred personalities. He meant us to see Him and live with Him and draw our life from His smile.
honesty is hard work.
In boxing, you don't know what's going to happen. In wrestling, it's already prearranged.