Long live teachers of children, because they can show children how they can save the world.
What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn't for certain people.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
Until you've been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon - you've never been kissed.
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one.
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Power, carried to extremes, is always liable to reaction.
I'm supposed to be this musical genius and everything, but I can't really work the car seat that well.
The White House has a choice: They can change course, or they can double down on a vision of government that the American people have roundly rejected.
Thoughts may come and persist in staying. But thoughts that are not put into word or action die unborn!