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Religion is not a result of something that you practice. Religion enters in you any moment you relax. Religion is a flowering of relaxation, not a result of practicing. Remember the difference because when you practice you become more tense.

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I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes.

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