I needed to purge myself of all the attention my parents had given me - I wasn't neglected enough as a child.
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
What makes all doctrines plain and clear? About two hundred pounds a year. And that which was proved true before, prove false again? Two hundred more.
There are as many different religions as there are individuals.
I'm just going to live my life and be who I am.
A thing seriously pursued affords true enjoyment.