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I can't hit some of the real high notes I used to hit, but it makes you have to explore different avenues.

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As a wise man once said, "April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads. "

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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

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If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

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That's a big part of my life - doing things that I'm not prepared to do. Doing things that I don't know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them. I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I'll catch up.

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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.

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