If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve.
Whosoever loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
Until you've been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon - you've never been kissed.
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one.
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The loony tuners are at it again. The cost of doing business in Oakland is already about the highest in the state. Compared with other cities, adoption of the proposed
When you want to read the book, come read the book. When you want to come talk to me and be my friend, come talk to me.
The one thing I've found is that someone always knows more than you do, including your babies. There are loads of things people presume I know about that I don't.
Everything is possible, from angels to demons to economists and politicians.