I live for playing live. All my records are live, since After the Gold Rush, with the exception of Trans and the vocals on Landing on Water.
The only weight I ever lifted weighed 24 ounces. It was a Schlitz. I always replaced my fluids.
The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.
You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.
We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer.
The two saddest moments of my life were when my mother died and when I was told I couldn't play football for the Colts anymore.
I have no ax to grind. I was lucky. I played. How many guys play high school, college football never play pro football?
Sometimes we esteem others more important than ourselves. We always become the martyr. It is wonderful to be self-sacrificing, but watch out for self-disdain! If we don’t apply some of the medicine that we use on others to strengthen ourselves, our patients will be healed and we will be dying.
Sometimes I not only stand there and take it, I even smile at them and say I'm sorry. When I feel that smile coming onto my face, I wish I could take my face off and stamp on it.
You just noticed? You're slow.
I don't read the papers, I don't gamble, I don't even know what day it is!