The only weight I ever lifted weighed 24 ounces. It was a Schlitz. I always replaced my fluids.
And I thought to myself, 'I haven't had a Schlitz since the third grade!
Back in the days when American billboard advertising was in flower [said Hemingway], there were two slogans that I always rated above all others: the old Cremo Cigar ad that proclaimed, Spit Is a Horrid Word-but Worse on the end of Your Cigar, and Drink Schlitz in Brown Bottles and Avoid that Skunk Taste. You don't get creative writing like that any more.