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Good relations with Egypt are extremely important to us. Egypt is our neighbor and the largest Arab country. The people in all Muslim countries are on our side.

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They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers. " And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it. " I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat. " "No thank you. "

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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

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The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

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