German women love American men. That's why a lot of American servicemen go to Germany - and never come back.
I use various soaps and hand sanitizers in the shower. I shower maybe fifteen times a day, but Thom Yorke is never really clean *laughs*.
Sometimes I stand in store windows and pretend to be a mannequin. People are like 'hey, that mannequin looks alot like thom yorke' Then I start to sing The Gloaming and lurch toward them and they run off horrified.
I've been working hard on a new song, it's titled "Frozen Piggy Pudding". It's about how the government is full of pigs who eat pudding all day. Oh look a frisbee, allo' govna.
When I was born, my mother didn't know what to name me. Eventually she named me after Thom Yorke.
My dad spent his whole life getting into fights for telling what he believed to be the truth. Basically it comes from my dad-and he's screaming right-wing, so there you are.
The society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant.
I like it that my career has all the predictability and continuity of a children's nonsense rhyme.
The more you know, the less sure you are.
Sometimes the only way you could look at a person, and love them exactly the way you did before is to look at them with Brand New Eyes
In the long run, the aggressive civilizations destroy themselves, almost always. It's their nature. They can't help it.