I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the … - Mitch Hedberg

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Following your heart means allowing the possibility of finding true love to be stronger than the fear of rejection.

Mitch Hedberg

I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see a photo opportunity of a fish that I have never seen.

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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".

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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

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