Really, there are two types of people who go bowling. There are people who really, really love bowling. … - Jim Gaffigan

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Jim Gaffigan

Really, there are two types of people who go bowling. There are people who really, really love bowling. Then there are the people that are like: wouldnt it be hysterical if we went bowling?

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