I didn't want to write for pay. I wanted to be paid for what I write.
I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex, so he knows what rejection feels like.
Until I was about 14, I was a fat boy, or at least I looked like a fat boy. I think that being funny was a bit of a defence mechanism for me, so I ended up being a bit of a joker.
A problem shared is attention gained.
Health food shops can make people feel very important; it's like a brand new religion with people trying to convert you to quinoa.
I don't know if I was funny as a child, though I always thought my parents really enjoyed listening to me sing.
I knew 'Be Our Guest' would be performed on a set and in costume, but anyone with a history in Theatre In Education will know that can mean anything.
The conditions conducive to deep thought have become increasingly rare in our highly mediated lives. . . Now we live in an attention economy, where the most in-demand commodity is 'eyeballs.
Only by awakening can you know the true meaning of that word.
The Constitution needs allegiance and loyalty and renewal and understanding with each generation, or else it's not going to last.
Equity capital is expensive. Every time you do a raise, you dilute.