Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any … - Woody Allen

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I think we foreshorten our own viewpoint if we consider any state of mind, or society, or government as final. Growth and change! We can't get away from them.

Woody Allen

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

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Until you've been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon - you've never been kissed.

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