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Groucho Marx

I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.

Tape, Inches, Measure, Lives, Inch

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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

Inspirational, Happiness, Happy, Day, Events

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

Art, Freedom, Political Will, Incorrectly, Trouble, Wrong

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Funny, Friendship, Education, Friend, Dog, Read

Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.

Fall, Brain, Open Minded, Brains, Minded

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Funny, Happy, Hard, Laugh, Sarcasm, Sarcastic

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You have to love the office and you have to love our country and what is going on right now.

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It's when people begin using their religion as just a way of getting power over other people that scares me. I'm afraid that's what's going on in a lot of cases right now. When people deliberately tell lies, Creationism for instance, and pretend, "Oh, it's not really religion. " I mean they know they're lying, and yet they're the religious people. There's something wrong there.

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I know one day I'll be irrelevant. No matter how hard you try there is a cultural moment, but eventually that window's gone, your time on Earth is finished, and you might as well leave. I could absolutely die tomorrow - I would not care. I feel like I've lived, I feel like I've had a great life.

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The family story tells, and it was told true, of my great-grandfather who begat eight genius children and bought twelve almost new grand pianos. He left a considerable estate when he died.

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