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Garrison Keillor

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

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I think if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world for all of us.

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A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

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Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.

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Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.

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God writes a lot of comedy. . . the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

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Nicole Atkins

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I went to college in North Carolina, and that's how I learned how to play music. I learned how to play guitar when I was 12, and I was always in bands, but the first time I ever started writing my own music was being surrounded by a lot of songwriter friends in North Carolina.

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Reinhold Niebuhr

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Family life is too intimate to be preserved by the spirit of justice. It can be sustained by a spirit of love which goes beyond justice.

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The modern challenge to motherhood is the eternal challenge--that of being a godly woman. The very phrase sounds strange in our ears. We never hear it now. We hear about every other type of women: beautiful women, smart women, sophisticated women, career women, talented women, divorced women. But so seldom to we hear of a godly woman--or of a godly man either, for that matter. I believe women come nearer to fulfilling their God-given function in the home than anywhere else.

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Mary Wollstonecraft

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Men and women must be educated, in a great degree, by the opinions and manners of the society they live in.

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