Any power, of course, depends upon the values of the person exercising the power.
I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent.
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.
A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon. '
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty. '
We all have the republican spirit in our veins, like syphilis in our bones. We are democratized and venerealized.
Perhaps the biggest problem in journalism is the cult divide between journalists and corporate owners.
The world is in trouble. Many have prayed. God sent help. God sent you.
Hide not your talents. They for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade?