God and posterity will show me more favour
I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body.
With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.
Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.
I could never be in a cult. For starters, they never accessorize properly. David Koresh had no fashion sense, Jim Jones wore leisure suits, and I don't care how charismatic Osama bin Laden was, an AK-47 and an insulin drip do not take the place of drop earrings or a well-placed brooch.
Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep. '.
You can make money or you can make excuses. Your choice.
On the film where I didn't get along with the director, I just decided to not speak to him.
Hee that bewailes himselfe hath the cure in his hands.
The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".