The cat sat on the mat is not a story. The cat sat on the other cat’s mat is a story.
I think a lot of comedians sometimes pretend to find the job more taxing than it is.
I've given my phone number to the weirdest people. I get texts from people all the time.
I'm at the stage in my life that real-estate apps turn me on.
I was supposed to be a professional rollerblader!
The show has to be good because you want to be good. But if it's not good, it doesn't matter.
I would have liked to be a comedian in the '20s, or maybe even a comedian on the Mayflower and have a statue somewhere.
Whatever may be the temporary applause of men, or the expressions of public opinion, it may be asserted without fear of contradiction, that no true and permanent fame can be founded, except in labors which promote the happiness of mankind.
As with everything in nature, if your life isn’t supported by a grounded source of energy, it will wither and lose its vitality.
The audience falls in love with a leading man because he'll never belong to any of them.
I obviously read and adore traditional fiction. I teach traditional fiction; I also teach all kinds of not-so-traditional fiction.