I would never do anything that makes the perception of country music worse.
Sympathy one receives for nothing, envy must be earned.
Love arrives on tiptoe and bangs the door when it leaves.
When I first went into the active Army, you could tell someone to move a chair across the room. Now you have to tell them why.
Thrift: a way to spend money without having the least little bit of pleasure from it.
To Death I yield, but not to Doubt, who slays before!
There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew.
Predict the inevitable", she said, "and you're bound to be right one day.
Bill O'Reilly is like a comfortable pair of shimmeringly angry slippers, but you know every night what you're going to get.