Great accomplishments start with great aspirations.
I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably.
I'm not one of those Star Wars guys that has seen [my favorite movie] 97 times.
That's why whenever I have a really good idea, I'm always worried about theft.
Every joke is either taken by ads or The Simpsons. It's all about being able to get your ideas out into the universe.
I guess the most interesting thing that people think is I'm English. They think that I live in England and have a British accent. When they talk to me, at first they go, "Man, you have a great American accent," and I go, "No, no, no, this is my accent. I don't do accents. " And then they're really disappointed, and they try to punch me.
I say "cheers" to everything.
I bring out the worst in my enemies and that's how I get them to defeat themselves.
You get attached to the way you write, and I'm attached to notebooks. That's where I really write the plays. Just two or three pages at a time, then I transfer to the typewriter and rewrite while I type.
I'm the greatest thing that ever lived! I'm the king of the world! I'm a bad man. I'm the prettiest thing that ever lived.
I just know that there's a spot for me in the industry.