Woe to these people who have no appetite for the very dish that their age serves up.
I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location.
Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.
I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude. ' 'Dude, these are isotopes. ' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine. ' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies. '
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
I wish I lived next to Carnegie Hall. Then, if someone asked me how to get to my house, I would just say 'Practice, practice, practice, and then take a left. '
Now I got a time machine at home. It only goes foreword at regular speed. It's essentially a cardboard box and on the outside I wrote time machine in sharpie.
We must learn from Mary, and we must imitate her unconditional readiness to receive Christ in her life.
Charging a premium amount allows me to offer a premium service.
The phenomenon of HIV criminalization is so much more massive than people understand.
There are only those you can live with, and those you can work to change.