The sky is falling. No, I'm tipping over backwards. - Steven Wright

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It's very difficult to look at it in a kind of a free manner, what reality is. That was my first struggle, to see it as it is, rather than tainted by my own previous thoughts.

Steven Wright

The sky is falling. No, I'm tipping over backwards.

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. . . I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

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