Don't teach too many postures; just the main ones, and hold them for a long time.
While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.
Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.
If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't come back, you never had it. If it comes back, love it forever.
Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.
Born a saint, die a sinner - born a sinner, die a saint.
Born to be wild - live to outgrow it.
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
I'm not much of a political person and even if I was, look, Rock 'n' Roll is supposed to be fun and sexy and a little bit dangerous.
I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. It's really made the touring a lot less grueling. A lot of people get to this level and they're like, Now I do four cities in one week and they tour nonstop. I'm like, No, that sounds miserable. I'll just do two weekends a month. But whenever I'm in some awful place geographically, it's no longer that awful, because you've got the Internet and television.
No man is more than another unless he does more than another.