I went to see my doctor. . . Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah. . . I told him once, "Doctor, … - Rodney Dangerfield

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It's great to have a private jet. Anyone that tells you that having your own private jet isn't great is lying to you.

Rodney Dangerfield

I went to see my doctor. . . Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah. . . I told him once, "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect. "

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You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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