I come to Fashion Week events in New York City twice a year.
They're saying President Obama doesn't have any friends. The problem is that he can't get Congress to approve one.
Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking. "
George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.
People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
I mean you think about the guy, the Nigerian guy, who was going to blow up the plane. He was wearing a pair of Fruit of the Lunatic. . . . Guy was not too bright. He said that the reason he became a suicide bomber was to work his way up in the al Qaeda organization.
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
A little lie can travel half way 'round the world while Truth is still lacing up her boots.
The fact that human conscience remains partially infantile throughout life is the core of human tragedy.
I've fallen in love with Brooklyn. I'm going to buy a little house in Brooklyn and live there. I'll go to the coast only when I have to make a picture.
Glorification of the 'natural' is part of the ideology which protects an unnatural society in its struggle against liberation.