I shouldn't say bad things about the illiterate, though. . I should write it. That way they won't … - Mike Birbiglia

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I am eternally grateful to all of the Latino groups outside of the Puerto -Rican community, but including the Puerto-Rican community, who came to support me during the process [of nomination].

Mike Birbiglia

I shouldn't say bad things about the illiterate, though. . I should write it. That way they won't find out.

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