The way I see it, there are just 2 ways to go, livin' fast or dyin' slow! Which way you gonna go?
I'd say 95 percent of my audience was white. They were mostly kind of older hipster folks like myself.
Back when the Bible was written, then edited, then rewritten, then rewritten, then re-edited, then translated from dead languages, then re-translated, then edited, then rewritten, then given to kings for them to take their favorite parts, then rewritten, then re-rewritten, then translated again, then given to the pope for him to approve, then rewritten, then edited again, the re-re-re-re-rewritten again. . . all based on stories that were told orally 30 to 90 years AFTER they happened. . to people who didnt know how to write. . . so. . .
I like pot, I enjoy pot, I like to smoke it. But, the one thing I don't like about pot is the subculture it's spawned. I think it's embarrassing and really juvenile and uncreative
You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.
The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!
In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes. . . you have to decide, immediately, you have to go "Ohmigod. Do I look at the most beautiful woman in the world or the craziest guy in the world?"
I have never done a stroke of work in my life.
I had the heaviest paper round in Ilkley, West Yorks, and if you look at my shoulders one is still lower than the other. I also did a milk round for a day. It was awful. I was a very surly milkman, because it was very cold, very dark and very early. I am a lark, not an owl, but not in winter when it's chilly. Apart from that I went straight into gardening at 15.
I’ve come to ask you where Seth is. ” "Funny,” said Andrea. “We were going to ask you the same thing. ” I was taken aback. “How would I know?” They both just stared. "I don’t!
When did you trust someone to hold a truth as carefully as you did?