More people are on food stamps today because of Obamas policies than ever in history. I would like to be the best paycheck president in American history. . . . And so Im prepared if the NAACP invites me, Ill go to their convention and talk about why the African-American community should demand paychecks and not be satisfied with food stamps.
The first rule that a geisha is taught, at the age of nine, is to be charming to other women. . . Every girl in the world should have geisha training.