Some ministers would make good martyrs: they are so dry they would burn well.
The ridiculous is closer to life's source than the sensible.
Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.
Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.
There should be a connection between a man's hairstyle and what matters to him in life.
As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.
You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent; got kiss myself I'm so pretty.
Why couldn't I have a fatal disease? It'd be so much easier.
Good doctors get a mechanic's pleasure in making you tick over.
Progress should mean that we are always changing the world to fit the vision, instead we are always changing the vision.