Homosexuality is the handiwork of Satan.
The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.
I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
Everything in this world has a hidden meaning.
Sometimes I feel like the corner in the circle.
Tim [Omundson] is just so wonderfully delicious. He has the sexiest beard on television. He's such a fabulous actor, and a great character.
And she finds it difficult to believe—that a person would love her even when she isn't trying. Trying to figure out what other people need, trying to be worthy.