Fortune to one is Mother, to another is Step-mother.
Despite a primitive brain, the octopus possesses an intricate system that helps it decide which tentacle to masturbate with.
Does anyone remember how we used to get cash before ATM's? Did we have to go inside the bank? Then what? We lived like apes!
There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums.
Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants.
When you break life down, it's about 100% time management.
Usually the people that peak in high school are tragic, tragic adults. Most of them end up working for the water department in their hometown and driving around said high school as the decades slip past.
I doubt that Fidel will ever come back to power. I think he is slowly going to the great beyond. Too slowly. . . he could have gone a long time ago.
The most generous part of your philanthropy could be the time you put in to procure the same results and same outcomes and same returns you demand in business.
It's a reality we have to understand. (O'Neal) has to be more diligent. We have to be more diligent protecting him. We need him in the game.
While I'm not an expect in psychology, I'm of the opinion that anyone - even strangers - can sense the urgency of a request, and most people will usually do the right thing.