If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

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My object is to live in a place that does not call itself 'the community with a heart. ' I want one of those godforsaken towns where all the young people leave and the rest sit on the porch with a rifle across their knees.

Johnny Carson

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

Farnsworth, Frozen, Funny, Humorous, Philo, Witty

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My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.

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I loved the towns I grew up in as a boy, and after I became a celebrity, I went back several times. I would have had the time of my life seeing the old places and the old faces again, but the attitude of those same people was, "I guess you're so big we bore you now. "

Attitude, Bore, Bores You, Boys, Seeing, Towns

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

Birthday, Christmas, Keep, People, World

May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat!

Democracy, Income, Life, Republican, Sex

According to statistics, it's a lot easier to get hit by lightning than to win a Lotto jackpot. The good side: you don't hear from your relatives.

Lightning, Relatives, Side, Statistics, Winning

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Tennessee Williams

The object of art is to make eternal the desperately fleeting moment.

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Florence King

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Martin Luther King, Jr.

By nonviolent resistance, the Negro can also enlist all men of good will in his struggle for equality.

Inspirational, Men, Negro, Resistance, Struggle

Christopher Hitchens

[Religion] attacks us in our deepest integrity - the core of our self-respect. Religion says that we would not know right from wrong, we would not know an evil, wicked act from a decent human act without divine permission, without divine authority or without, even worse, either the fear of a divine punishment or the hope of a divine reward. It strips us of the right to make our own determination, as all humans always have, about what is and what is not a right human action.

Authority, Determination, Evil, Hope, Integrity, Self

Nathan Lewis

It is a simple chemical reaction that has nothing to do with fusion.

Cold, Fusion, Reaction, Simple