We old roosters must be cautious. Don't try to outwit your arteries. - S. J. Perelman

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I've never really considered doing stand up, but I have done readings<br>spoken word things fairly often in which I'll just tell a bunch of stories and run off at the mouth. I'm a big tangent person.

S. J. Perelman

We old roosters must be cautious. Don't try to outwit your arteries.

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