Noah's wife, who said to him after 40 days and 40 nights, It's your turn to spread the papers on the floor! Never got a dinner!
I am a non discriminating driver. I want to kick everybody's ass!
Encyclopedia is a Latin term. It means "to paraphrase a term paper. "
You go to the ballet and you see girls dancing on their tiptoes. Why don't they just get taller girls?
Movies, obviously, are a little more lucrative. The initial paycheck is better.
I've been watching Mad Men since day one.
One son appears in stereo - a transistor in one ear and the phone in the other.
I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.