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Not knowing a thing is not ignorance. Feigning knowledge you don't have can be--Sholto

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Norm MacDonald

I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on 'Late Night. ' We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in the studio and whenever he couldn't get a guest - which was often back then since he was just starting out - he would just call me down to be a guest.

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They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.

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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.

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