Big institutions in this imperial state, in this evil US empire, prepare their politicians to become criminals.
Be nice to everyone and tell jokes.
Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives.
Five parts of my brain contain alien power, whatever I do or say cannot be denied on the intergalactic highway of existence.
A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I've seen them fornicate with a mail box.
Relationship. R-E-L-A-T-I-O-N-S-H-I-P means this: Really exciting love affair turns into overwhelming nightmare. Sobriety hangs in peril.
Don't tell me what I'm not doing when I'm doing what you don't think I'm doing!
God made saints out of far worse people than you.
A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E. '
Gratitude is the great multiplier.
When you make something no one hates, no one loves it.