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I sing of arms and of a man: his fate had made him fugitive: he was the first to journey from the coasts of Troy as far as Italy and the Lavinian shores Across the lands and waters he was battered beneath the violence of the high ones for the savage Juno's unforgetting anger.

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Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.

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This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson

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Fans think they want to see more than the 10 to 20 seconds of Itchy and Scratchy that we put on the show, but my feeling is less is more. Once you've skinned and flayed a cat, ripped his head off, made him drink acid and tied his tongue to the moon, there really isn't that much to say.

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Everybody is clever, just in their own ways

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I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

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