One can steal ideas, but no one can steal execution or passion.
Meredith Baxter Birney gets beaten by a rod, in the Lifetime Original, Rod.
My kids are always awake. It's they're taking shifts. 'Alright, I'll annoy 'em from midnight to. Who wants to ?'
After you eat a Hot Pocket, Everything will taste like rubber for a month!
I do kind of aspire to do comedy that appeals to a wide range of audiences and doesn't divide people. I never want to do material that makes people laugh at the expense of making other people feel bad - not to say I'm not guilty of that at times. . . . I try and make humor out of the really important issues of the day, like Hot Pockets and elevators and not wanting to get out of bed.
I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call "indoorsy". . . My wife always brings up, "Camping's a tradition in my family. " Hey, it was a tradition in everyone's family 'til we came up with the house.
I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you're doing.
Hollywood-a place where the inmates are in charge of the asylum.
I have a soul that like an ample shield Can take in all, and verge enough for more.
Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.
I have very interesting hobbies like archeology and photography.