I'm not jealous, and I'm not possessive, and I'm not controlling.
This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was I thinking? Why am I attracted to weak men?
Children see magic because they look for it.
An adventure story is fear recalled in comfort.
Sometimes this high-tech world calls for low-tech solutions.
Oh, I would while away the hours, Wanking in the flowers, my heart all full of song, I'd be gliding all the lilies as I waved about my willie, If I only had a schlong.
He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell. That was his gift.
It's that weird need to make tragedy about us. When you look at 911, there's people who really died and family members who really suffered. And then I would be in Montana, and a guy would go, "You know, I was close to Ground Zero. " And it's like, "What are you talking about? You're in Montana. " Everybody had to make it about them.
I was happy that I was drafted, and then it was the Yankees and that just made it even better.
There's some things I can't write about, just terrible personal tragedies.
When 'Desperate Housewives' ends, I think my girls will be about the kindergarten age. I will be so happy to be there for them through that huge transition.