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My best advice to writers is get yourself born in an interesting place.

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Larry the Cable Guy

We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular. ' Then it was 'It's a Very Larry Christmas. ' Now it's 'Larry the Cable Guy's Hula-palooza Christmas Luau. ' I'll tell you what it is: It's funny. That's what it is. Who cares what the name of it is? It is a funny special.

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People always ask my mom what I did as a kid. My mom says, "He wasn't a bad kid. He was never an unruly kid, always listened and obeyed. "

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I was born and raised in Pawnee City, Nebraska. I lived right next to the sale barn and I raised pigs. My dad was a guidance counselor at Wymore High School. He was also a preacher and did farming as well. We leased out our crop land but had cattle and horses.

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There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars. "

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I'm always wearing a Nebraska hat. Most of the time I'm wearing something that's got a Husker something on it. I make sure I have it on TV but I have it regularly.

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I'm saying, come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the dinosaurs driving SUVs around back then?

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