Suddenly it was too hard to be in his presence, too painful to know that he would belong to someone else.
As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.
Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as the chief obstacle.
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.
Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.
I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.
The director's in charge of every single decision [in film]. It's a dictatorship. It's a benevolent dictatorship, but it's true. It's every single shot. There's nothing arbitrary.
The man who believes in giraffes would swallow anything.
I don't believe in God. . . . I hope he doesn't hold that against me.
. . . while a sane world would not employ 5-foot-tall grandmothers as law enforcement officers, a sane world would also not give full body-cavity searches to 5-foot-tall grandmothers at airports.