I had forgotten how thrilling a snow day is until my son started school, and as much as he loves it, he swoons at the idea of a free day arriving unexpectedly, laid out like a gift.
I live about four muggings from Central Park.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. . . You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner.
Optics, developing in us through study, teach us to see.
Luck is the by-product of busting your fanny.
Everyone needs a little Edward in their life
Heal yourselves, doctors; by God I live.