I'd like to start off this show by asking you all a question, cause I don't know the … - Ron White

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I think with anything where you delve into the back story of an artist, it kind of explains their work more intimately.

Ron White

I'd like to start off this show by asking you all a question, cause I don't know the answer. Uh, I lost my sunglasses and yesterday I went to the Sunglass Hut. Here's the question: Why does a pair of sunglasses cost more than a 25-inch color television set? I go to the Sunglass Hut. I see a pair that I like. I don't love them. I don't. I like 'em. $309.

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Years ago, while I was watching a baseball game between the Baltimore Orioles and the Texas Rangers, I remember staring in awe at Cal Ripken. I realized during this game that 'you don't have to be flashy' or have 'power numbers' to be great. It's about the simple things that are the hard things. It's about leadership, work ethic and commitment.

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I had the right to remain silent. . . but I didn't have the ability.

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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. . . And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

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You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.

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