Truly, whoever possesses little is that much less possessed: praised be a little poverty!
If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers. " And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it. " I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat. " "No thank you. "
Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.
I'm in favour of religion as a tamer of arrogance. For a Greek Orthodox, the idea of God as creator outside the human is not God in God's terms. My God isn't the God of George Bush.
The man of meditation is the man who wastes no time, scatters no energy, misses no opportunity.
Remember, someone, somewhere in some corner of this somewhat big world, is out there crying if you're unhappy and is happy if you are! And you know who that someone is!
Opinions are like orgasms. . . mine matters most and I really don't care if you have one.