The ways of Wayne are mysterious and incomprehensible.
The latest refinements of science are linked with the cruelties of the Stone Age.
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
It is better to do something than to do nothing while waiting to do everything.
When you're 20 you care what everyone thinks, when you're 40 you stop caring what everyone thinks, when you're 60 you realize no one was ever thinking about you in the first place. You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.
If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty, you have no brain.
There's enough hate in the world. I command you to love. And you have to make an effort.
My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.
A city building, you experience when you walk; a suburban building, you experience when you drive.
If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.