I don't know an England player who could fix a light bulb, let alone a match - Darren Gough

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I say, Look, I'm here now. There must be a reason I'm here. If that's fatalistic, be that as it may. Where my work is, is where my life is, and if we're falling in the ocean, we're falling into the ocean.

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